1 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,266 I will do whatever it takes to make sure 2 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:15,266 the people I love, that is you and that is janey, 3 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:18,976 go into a special vault for management. 4 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:23,856 A nuclear event would be a tragedy. 5 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,550 But also an opportunity. 6 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,210 Because war, well... 7 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:32,040 War never changes. 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,420 Your wife is going to Vegas next week 9 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:40,000 to sell cold fusion to Robert house. 10 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:46,766 How would you like to forget everything you've ever known. 11 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,960 Please, yes. 12 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:50,590 Let's begin. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,056 Steph, if you don't help us, 14 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,686 there won't be a vault 33 anymore. 15 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:01,340 When you said "experiment" to Betty, what were you talking about? 16 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,750 Overseer stuff. 17 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:10,516 We can't be wasting resources on your little club right now. 18 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:13,436 I'll have you know, my little group is growing in numbers every week. 19 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:16,290 - You're a snack club. - You're not taking this from me. 20 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:19,556 I've seen what it's like out there. 21 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,806 I'm just trying to make it better. 22 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,936 It couldn't have been all bad out there. You met that girl. 23 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,436 And maybe she's still out there. 24 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,750 Get that as far away from here as you can. 25 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,806 I'm looking for someone. 26 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:33,750 What do you plan to do to him when you find him? 27 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:39,476 You don't happen to have any vials, do ya? 28 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,460 - My name is Roger. - You're turnin'. 29 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:49,976 Hi! 30 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,380 I was sent here by your father. 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,960 Mr. Maclean is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter. 32 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:04,146 We were actually beginning to get along. 33 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:20,210 We need to talk. 34 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:29,050 My little sugar bomb. 35 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,726 Sales in southern California. 36 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,516 We'll be increasing our billboard presence 37 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:56,106 which means we need to make some aesthetic choices. 38 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,516 So, in actuality, 39 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:03,106 this is what a five-megaton blast will look like over Los Angeles. 40 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:06,806 Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast will look better for the billboards. 41 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:08,936 But it won't be a ten-megaton blast. 42 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,436 It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts. 43 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,476 Obviously, it will be multiple blasts for Los Angeles, 44 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:19,396 but our design team thinks that it will look too busy. 45 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:20,686 See? 46 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:22,606 Just a cacophony of puff clouds. 47 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,266 Now, look at that. 48 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:32,226 The bad news is our water chips have a 30% fail rate. 49 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,830 The good news is we'll know which ones fail before installation. 50 00:03:37,130 --> 00:03:41,130 So, we get to choose who runs out of water. 51 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,960 Any, preferences? 52 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:53,186 Our internal early alert system gives us at minimum 30 minutes 53 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:56,630 from notice to ignition in downtown Los Angeles. 54 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:00,146 You know, we'd be crazy not to offer specialized freeway lanes 55 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,186 for our premium customers. 56 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,250 I mean, that's just money on the table right there. 57 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,580 Hi there. 58 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:26,800 I asked Betty if I could take notes on this one. 59 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,920 She said yes. 60 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,540 So... 61 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:35,856 Here it is. 62 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,670 Robco presents the automated man. 63 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:49,056 Spent a lot of time trying to make my machines more lifelike, 64 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,356 but, hey, works the other way around, too. 65 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:03,436 Mr. House, vault-tec and robco 66 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:08,856 have always had a special arrangement. 67 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,896 You have multiple vaults to do with as you wish. 68 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,476 If this is the research you'd like to pursue in the vaults, you... 69 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,080 you must have missed the telegram. 70 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,710 You're paying me for this. 71 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,856 In exchange, I get cold fusion 72 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,630 to power my little project in Vegas. 73 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,660 And what project is that? 74 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,460 Might be above your pay grade. 75 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:40,130 You'll find out about it after the bombs drop, I guess. 76 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,250 Come on, come on. Fuck. 77 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,920 Little help? Little help? 78 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,840 Son of a bitch. 79 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,750 Dogmeat. Fetch me that satchel. 80 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:12,806 Come on. 81 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:14,410 Go on, now. 82 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,436 I, I need my vials. 83 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:20,960 No. 84 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,266 I don't need the fuckin' hat. 85 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:26,226 I need that satchel. 86 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,226 You stupid fuckin' dog! 87 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,090 Not today. 88 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,550 Last night I was thinking about when I proposed to you. 89 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,290 Catalina. 90 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:15,300 We walked out to that... 91 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,760 Romantic point. 92 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,170 The rocks were all covered in seagull shit. 93 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,590 I'll never forget the sound it made when I took a knee. 94 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,420 You know, the thing that I-I can't figure out... 95 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:40,290 Is were you a monster back then? 96 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,080 Or did you become one later? 97 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,090 Excuse me? 98 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:51,250 "War never changes." 99 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,210 I know what you're planning to do, Barb. 100 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,660 Morning. 101 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,170 Beautiful day, isn't it? 102 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,556 Please, after you. 103 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,476 Come on. I insist you go. 104 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,540 - No, no, no. - Please, after you. 105 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:07,960 Coffee? 106 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,936 I finished another batch. 107 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,146 - Here you go, shelley. - Fantastic. 108 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,686 Let me take those out of your way. 109 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:02,260 We never got to discuss all quiet, did we? 110 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,210 I guess we were waiting 'til after the wedding. 111 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,540 Right? 112 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,500 That end, that was a humdinger? 113 00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,550 I didn't finish it. 114 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,420 That's okay. 115 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,250 You've been busy. 116 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,880 What did you think about the parts that you did read? 117 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,460 I found it very upsetting. 118 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:48,250 Can't disagree with you there. 119 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,380 What aspect upset you most? 120 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:58,726 To me, the most troubling was that everyone 121 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,500 seemed to be fighting over nothing. 122 00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:04,856 The French and the German, what was the difference between them, really? 123 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,510 I mean, other than the uniforms? 124 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,830 I saw the same thing up on the surface. 125 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:16,500 People fighting over the most petty things, like bottle caps. 126 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,330 Is that what you saw when you were there? 127 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,130 But, you know, some things just never change. 128 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,960 People just wanna kill each other, don't they? 129 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,580 I think it's the only way for people to feel safe. 130 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,396 It's ironic. To feel safe, we have to hurt people. 131 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,420 Even kill them, because the... 132 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,460 it's crazy... 133 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,606 The war instinct? 134 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:58,840 I'm bringing you back to vault 33 to face justice. 135 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,460 For murdering the citizens of shady sands. 136 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,056 You have the right to remain silent until the vault council 137 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,160 assigns you a legal counselor. 138 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:14,260 For a second there, I thought the wasteland had changed you. 139 00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:20,870 If you wanna make this official, you should use... 140 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,630 These handcuffs. 141 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,976 What are you doing? 142 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,040 Surrendering. 143 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,750 Why? 144 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,880 I did what I did to protect you. 145 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,960 But maybe it came at too high a price. 146 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,686 And there comes a time in a man's life when he has to take responsibility 147 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,090 for what he's done, and for me, that time has come. 148 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,580 You have come, sugar bomb. 149 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:17,766 But, please, just let me tell you what I've been doing here. 150 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,646 - No. We're going. - Just give me a chance. 151 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:23,186 I think you'll call what I've been doing redemptive. 152 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,726 You mean brainwashing those people? 153 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,396 I wouldn't call it brainwashing. 154 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,856 It's a very sophisticated process 155 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,560 - and we've been having amazing results... - I don't care! Let's go. 156 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,436 You know how I get with all my little projects. 157 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,016 Do you remember the field... 158 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,356 With the potato batteries when you were five? 159 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,976 And you had a little flashlight, and you would run around 160 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,606 recharging the batteries with your little red flashlight, 161 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:48,920 do you remember that? 162 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,630 Let's go. 163 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:04,186 Come on. 164 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,016 You sure we gotta leave it? 165 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,790 They have trackers in these things. 166 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,460 They'll come for it. 167 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,620 That armor's more trouble than it's worth. 168 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,380 Jeez. 169 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,630 You know, if that isn't a sacred remnant, I don't know what is. 170 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,090 We gotta sell it? 171 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,920 Wh... no. 172 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,016 Absolutely not. 173 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,210 Why... we are not selling it. 174 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:52,976 Yeah, right, right, of course. Not gonna sell it, sell it. 175 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,016 We would, you know... find a buyer 176 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,056 and sort of, you know, you put... put out feelers. 177 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,106 - We just... we do a trade. - No. 178 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,476 - Trade? - No, we're not giving it away, alright? 179 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,606 A trade, that's not... A trade, you get something. 180 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,800 Absolutely not. 181 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,500 We definitely gotta sell it. 182 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,960 I told you. We'll give it to the right person. 183 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,516 A good person. 184 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,606 Name a good person, seriously. 185 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,170 That girl I met. 186 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,806 - The vault dweller. - Yeah. 187 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,396 Yeah, y'know, I would be a good person too 188 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,396 if I grew up on top of a mountain of food, and supplies, 189 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,670 in some cozy little impenetrable home. 190 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,356 Wouldn't look like this, that's for sure. 191 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,726 Wouldn't have to steal, and stab, 192 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,920 and fib all the goddamn time just to get by. 193 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:48,056 But if we sell it, guess what? Then we'll be rich. 194 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,360 And then we'll have the means to be one of those good people you're talking about. 195 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,226 'Cause I've seen a lot o' things. 196 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,460 You know, like, crazy things. 197 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,500 But "good people"? 198 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,580 No. 199 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,960 Where were you born again, Thaddeus? 200 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,250 The boneyard. 201 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,330 At the shithole side of the boneyard. 202 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:24,290 I guess I'm the lucky one. Come here from shady sands. 203 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,300 I remember good people. 204 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,950 Well, if you're the lucky one, then we're both screwed. 205 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,630 No offense. 206 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:11,370 My... my name... My name is... Cooper. 207 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,090 My name is Cooper. 208 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,896 Cooper Howard. 209 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,210 I have a dau... a daughter. 210 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,120 I have a daughter. 211 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:41,290 Her-her-her name... Is ja... is janey Howard. 212 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:43,290 Janey... 213 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,040 Howard. 214 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,130 She's alive. 215 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 She's a... she's alive. 216 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,010 My daughter's alive. 217 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,016 The inbreeding support group is at Max capacity. 218 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:44,210 So, I'm sorry, but triple cousins doesn't cut it anymore. 219 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,040 See ya. 220 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960 Yeah, it's just something that I've learned, but. 221 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,170 Go for the twizzlers, yeah. 222 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,016 Anyway. 223 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:42,436 By order of overseer Betty Pearson, 224 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,976 the snack budget for the products 225 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,266 of the inbreeding support group has been rescinded. 226 00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:50,856 And the inbreeding support group has been dissolved. 227 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,250 Calm down. Calm down, everyone. 228 00:24:58,460 --> 00:24:59,920 I wanna talk to Betty. 229 00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:10,160 You've been ignoring my requests to sit down with you, hiding from me. 230 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,306 I'm sorry it had to come to this. 231 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,960 - But for the good of this vault... - you know what, fine. 232 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,920 You can dissolve the inbreeding support group. 233 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,356 But you can't take away our snack budget. 234 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:28,766 - In my office now. - No. 235 00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:31,766 We can have this conversation right here. 236 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:33,896 We're running out of water, 237 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,186 and you're feeding people salty snacks. 238 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,226 We're giving the people what they want! 239 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,516 Exactly. 240 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:44,620 We are working very hard on solving the water issue. 241 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:47,000 What we need is time. 242 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,266 And I'm sorry, but you don't get extra rations 243 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:54,266 because of who your parents were. 244 00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:58,186 Actually, this is still america so, yes, you do. 245 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:02,146 We're all down here because of who our parents were. 246 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:04,250 - Yeah, that's right. - And who their parents were. 247 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,646 Our ancestors put themselves first. 248 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:11,056 And you know what? That worked out for them. 249 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,540 And for us. 250 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,130 I'm not ashamed of that anymore. 251 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,936 - I understand. - I don't think you do, Betty. 252 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,590 You're from vault 31. 253 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,250 I know. 254 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,356 I know things are different there. 255 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:33,356 You 31ers are just plum different somehow. 256 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,726 Please, listen to me. 257 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,356 During the weevil famine... 258 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,556 we don't wanna hear about the weevil famine anymore! 259 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:46,056 It feels good to hear someone finally say that out loud. 260 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,260 I see. 261 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,306 Let's go, reg! 262 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:59,186 Yeah, reg! 263 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:01,250 You showed her! 264 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,420 Irv, have you seen Woody? 265 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,186 No? 266 00:27:18,210 --> 00:27:19,516 Hey, what about Woody? 267 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:21,420 I was meant to play checkers this morning. 268 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,380 You wanna know the truth? 269 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:29,120 Yes. The truth, please. 270 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:41,170 I don't even like checkers. 271 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,516 I only play 'cause it seems to make Woody happy. 272 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,806 But who doesn't want to make Woody happy? 273 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,396 He's such a great guy! 274 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:51,056 If Woody's missing, we should bring it up with the overseer. 275 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,500 Good luck with that. 276 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,106 S-Sorry, Chet. 277 00:27:56,130 --> 00:27:57,896 I know she's your wife, but sometimes she can... 278 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,460 excuse me, Davey. 279 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,210 She's not my wife. 280 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,500 I'm sorry. Fiancée. 281 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,710 I saw the poster. Congratulations. 282 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,210 There's a poster? 283 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:33,016 Uranium. 284 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,540 Bad for them... good for you. 285 00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:39,590 Aw, fuck. 286 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:56,146 There's a war coming. And we need you healthy. 287 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,356 Be still. 288 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,050 You'll slow the healing. 289 00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:18,500 They call us abominations. 290 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:22,106 But they created our kind. 291 00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:23,420 Our kind? 292 00:30:25,670 --> 00:30:29,460 I think you and me got bit by a different motherfuckin' bug, my friend. 293 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,146 Ghouls. Mutants. We're kin. 294 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,670 And we should unite against our common enemy. 295 00:30:40,290 --> 00:30:44,186 They drove us to the point of extinction and forgot we ever existed. 296 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:50,670 But we didn't forget them. 297 00:30:51,670 --> 00:30:53,766 The people who set all this in motion. 298 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,420 The enclave. 299 00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:07,960 I've been waste landing for 200 years. 300 00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:13,790 Whatever it is I got to do, I do it alone. 301 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,580 And how's that workin' out for you? 302 00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:26,160 I've kept myself alive for one... 303 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,080 Reason. 304 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,630 To find my family. 305 00:31:35,170 --> 00:31:38,380 Well, then, you're gonna need friends. 306 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:44,000 But, if you won't join our kind... 307 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,646 then you can't know where we live. 308 00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:50,606 No. No. 309 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,806 Don't walk away from me, Coop. 310 00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:00,056 I know more than you know, okay? 311 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,766 There are over 12,000 nuclear warheads set... 312 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:05,356 I'm not a board member. I am your husband. 313 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:05,873 Don't... 314 00:32:05,897 --> 00:32:08,226 I don't care about your fuckin' statistics. 315 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:11,726 Statistics? This is about janey. 316 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,750 So... 317 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,766 For our daughter, you would kill millions of people. 318 00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:18,146 - Don't do that. - Billions of people. 319 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,436 - Other-other mothers just like you. - Don't do that, Coop, do not do that. 320 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:25,040 Other daughters just like our daughter! 321 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,000 Wouldn't you? 322 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:40,210 For janey. 323 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,340 Wouldn't you? 324 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,790 There are worse people out there than me, Coop. 325 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,080 Who? 326 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:01,790 Who could possibly be worse than you? 327 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,516 Not much of an appetite. 328 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,670 Betty... 329 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:20,056 I want you to get me every bit of information you can 330 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,106 about how the cold fusion diode is stored at vault-tec. 331 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,670 How is it secured? 332 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:30,460 Who monitors it? Everything. 333 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,290 Is that a good idea? 334 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,340 None of this is a good idea. 335 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:07,790 You're just a very replaceable part in this machine. 336 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,370 I'm sorry, who are you? 337 00:34:12,830 --> 00:34:16,250 But if you forget your place in the company... 338 00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:19,960 You'll die. 339 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:22,630 And so will your family. 340 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:31,340 The same will happen to me if I don't communicate this message. 341 00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:34,290 We're all in the same boat. 342 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:38,306 And not one of us can stop it. You know that. 343 00:34:38,330 --> 00:34:40,210 You wake up knowing it. 344 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:46,146 The leaders of the most powerful corporations 345 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:47,710 will be gathering here. 346 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,090 And when they do... 347 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,590 You tell them... 348 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,726 The only way to guarantee results is... 349 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,960 by dropping the bomb ourselves. 350 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,380 Who threatened you? 351 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,106 Please, Coop. 352 00:35:24,130 --> 00:35:26,210 You don't need to get involved in any of this. 353 00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:30,500 Who controls vault-tec? 354 00:35:33,170 --> 00:35:34,800 I don't know. 355 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:41,146 - Well, let's find out. - No, no, no, no, no. 356 00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:43,856 This is not one of your movies with a happy ending. 357 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,896 There is nothing we can do. 358 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,556 If there was, I would have done it. I tried to do it. 359 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,790 This deal is going forward whether we like it or not. 360 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,300 Please, look at me. 361 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,210 I am your wife. 362 00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:01,880 You know me. 363 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,420 You know me. 364 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,590 I don't. 365 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:14,210 I don't know you, Barbara. 366 00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:20,606 Where are you going? 367 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:22,550 To fuckin' do something. 368 00:37:09,790 --> 00:37:12,726 Nothing to worry about, folks. 369 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:16,356 My daughter is here to pursue the cause of justice. 370 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,476 And we like justice, don't we? 371 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,766 Yes. 372 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,056 Where did you find them all? 373 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,830 All over. 374 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 So many people need our help. 375 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:35,710 Like Marjorie. 376 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,800 Hi. 377 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,896 You used to be kind of a murderer, right? 378 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,686 I guess. 379 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:48,266 Now, she's a pencil sharpener, and a darn good one. 380 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:55,516 Sherman and Gregory were from opposing tribes. 381 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,856 If they'd met each other a month ago, they'd have killed each other. 382 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,300 And Rita. 383 00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:04,590 She used to cook people for the legion. 384 00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:08,790 Now, she makes trail mix, and, boy, is it tasty. 385 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,146 You're gonna have to try some. 386 00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:13,606 I'm, I'm okay. 387 00:38:13,630 --> 00:38:15,476 Thank you, Rita. Come on. 388 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,460 We're getting out of here. 389 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,330 Let's go this way. 390 00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:26,460 Management perk. 391 00:38:29,670 --> 00:38:31,606 When we leave, we're leaving all of the doors open 392 00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:33,436 so they can go home, understood? 393 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:34,920 You're the boss. 394 00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:40,726 Hi, everyone. 395 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:45,936 I just wanna let you know that you're free now, okay? 396 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,106 You can all go back to the surface now. 397 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,266 Do we have to? 398 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:56,806 It's dangerous out there. 399 00:38:56,830 --> 00:38:58,686 I agree. 400 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:02,976 But my daughter's moral code demands it. 401 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,016 But we like it down here. 402 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,000 Okay. 403 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:10,306 Tell you what, you can stay here as long as you like, 404 00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:14,000 but when we leave, we're gonna open all the doors. 405 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:15,976 Right? 406 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,306 Hey, boss! 407 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:23,726 Sorry to derail the conversation. 408 00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:27,540 Just to flag, what are we doing with these two males? 409 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:31,330 They haven't been fixed yet. 410 00:39:33,290 --> 00:39:35,646 Should I just go ahead and do it now? 411 00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:37,516 Great question. 412 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:39,580 All he needs to do is push a button. 413 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,936 - No. - Okey-dokey, send them off as-is. 414 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,290 - It's what she wants. - Okey-dokey! 415 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,016 No, wait! Wait, no! 416 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,356 Ncr host is! 417 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,976 This is exactly the kind of violence I'm trying to prevent. 418 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I wish we could all just get along, don't you, sugar bomb? 419 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,790 Pencil? 420 00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,000 No. Don't! 421 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,016 Stop them! 422 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,306 Press the button, it's the only way. 423 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:49,540 Dammit! 424 00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:05,460 Hey there, buddy. You okay? 425 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:10,806 Well, I seem to have found myself in a bit of a jam. 426 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,106 Could you help me out? 427 00:41:13,130 --> 00:41:14,476 Sure. 428 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,806 What are you doing here? 429 00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:17,910 Geez. 430 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,080 - Why, thank you. - Sure, sure. 431 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,290 Let's get you some help. 432 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,186 Looks like it stings. 433 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:29,590 - Yeah. - Yeah. 434 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,580 Kum ba yah. 435 00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:55,920 You just need to sit down for a bit. 436 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,040 Okay. 437 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,306 Let's find you... 438 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,356 - This is nice. - A comfortable chair. 439 00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:06,686 - Nice! Big. - Come on, here we go. 440 00:42:06,710 --> 00:42:08,686 - Okay. - Alright. 441 00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:10,590 Yeah, that's good. Thank you. 442 00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:15,250 Thanks. 443 00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:18,460 Wow. 444 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:28,340 Thanks for having me over, Coop. 445 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,516 You know, for some reason, I didn't think you liked me very much. 446 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,686 I hope you like 'em strong, cowboy. 447 00:42:39,710 --> 00:42:41,750 Yeah. 448 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,936 Thank you. 449 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:16,380 What is this? 450 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:22,436 Hank. Hank. 451 00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,936 Hey, Hank. Hank, hey. 452 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,396 Hank, what is this? 453 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,750 Hank! 454 00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:09,760 Is that... 455 00:45:41,830 --> 00:45:42,910 Fuck. 456 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:50,630 Fuck. 457 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,290 Hey!